On Knowing Yourself: “Let me give you some advice, Bastard. Never forget what you are, the rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor and it can never be used to hurt you.” (Episode 1, “Winter Is Coming”)
On Disability: “If you’re going to be a cripple, it’s better to be a rich cripple.” (Episode 3: “Lord Snow”)
Read more of Tyrion’s pro-tips and life advice here.