I’ve had a couple requests for “workout music” so here is the playlist I’ve been using lately. Enjoy!

Download, here.

[Side note: There are M3U files in there as well if you would like to listen to the playlist in the order it was intended.]

me: i think channing tatum dies in GI joe 2.

her: you’re such a buzzkill.

me: they show it in the trailer!

her: mila’s fucking kutcher. there.

me. how dare you.

her: you started it, lol.

open your heart, don’t open your legs.

lie to yourself, find more men to blame.

i’m watching from afar, your shell is so pretty.

forever impressed with the way you sell pity.

you’re warm in your bullshit, your shrink buys a new ring.

with all of the money from the songs that you sing.

baby, you’ll always fall short.

saving the world from monsters while running from yours.

and i’m just another.

you briefly touted, from the mountains you shouted, before you started to doubt it.

the next will get the same treatment, hear the same speeches.

mistaking your strength for weakness, he swims in your sweetness.

6 months later you’ll tell your friends.

the same list of reasons as before that it came to an end.

my father, my lovers, my exes, they came and they went.

and they’ll swing to the sound of this broken record again and again.