John Carter - 3 out of 5.

[Side note: Nothing amazing but certainly better than Battleship or a few other big budget movies from the last few years. *Cough. Transformers 1-3.]

Battleship - 1 out of 5.

[Side note: If there is a Michael Bay “formula” this movie follows it. Soulless. Bad jokes. Boring aliens. Cheesy. Confusing plot. In other words, this is a really bad movie based on a children’s board game. Need I say more?]

The Dictator - 3.5 out of 5.

The Devil Inside - 1 out of 5.

[Side note: This might be the worst movie I have seen in a long time. Who read this script and thought it would be even remotely scary/interesting? Possession movies have yet to do anything new. They are all just borrowed thrills from The Exorcist. And using the “found footage” style isn’t going to distract an audience from this movie’s sheer lack of originality or excitement. Never watch this.] 

Avengers - 5 out of 5.

[Side note: Avengers is unbelievably good. And I really want to stress that word, “unbelievable.” Throughout the movie, I found myself in shock that this movie even exists and that it came together so well. No one handles group dynamics on screen like Joss Whedon and this movie has officially made him king of the nerds. I loved every second of Avengers. The last 25 minutes are incredible and feature the greatest super hero action sequences of all time. I don’t really need to suggest you see this movie because chances are you’re on your way to the theater right now. Hell, I’m gonna go see it again. I wanted to write a longer review but I’m a little distracted by the death of Adam Yauch/MCA. Perhaps later.]

This Must Be The Place - 3.5 out of 5.

[Side note: I loved the character Sean Penn created in this movie. Brilliant. Great score/soundtrack too!]

The Vow - 2 out of 5.

The Muppets - 3 out of 5.

Young Justice - 3.5 out of 5.

[Side note: The show got better once they stopped doing the Robin laugh in every episode. Still. Nothing will ever beat the Justice League animated series.]

Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes [Season 1] - 3.5 out of 5.

[Side note: Other than the awful theme song, this Avengers cartoon isn’t too bad.]